Wednesday, 10 October 2012

• All men should be whipped, otherwise they're not men.

  I havn't written in MONTHS, but when I commented on a friends photo, I instantly saw a xanga topic and felt it was time to blog again. So here's a fun read on what goes on in my head.
  
  First and foremost, I need to define "Whipped". There's no better place than Urban Dictionary!

   

  "Having Your Girlfriend keep your testicles at her house so you can only see them when you hang out with her. Also Bailing on people for the purpose of looking at your testicles"
  ...Sounds a bit extreme if you ask me.
  
  

  "The mis-labeling of sincere devotion between a man and a woman as some sort of failure on the part (typically) of the man. This mis-labeling isn't applied by any sort of "lover" grade male; rather, the labler is usually a misogynist frat-boy hedonist incapable of rubbing two higher-level brain cells together longer than the time taken to hit the bong or crush a beer can on his head. Mislabeling based on an inability to comprehend that men and women can have long-term, spiritually fulfilling relationships beyond the more obvious physical calisthetics...and that a man who puts the hapiness and joy of his woman above his own hapiness is the essence of successful relationships, NOT a failure. Obviously, when a woman reciprocates in kind, the result is the pinnacle of human hapiness and spiritual fulfillment"
  This was obviously written by either a man or women :)

   

  So, here's the story.

  Guy 1: *Does something sweet for his girlfriend*
  Guy 2: "Mate...you're so whipped"

   

  The term whipped ussually comes out of a guys mouth, some call it banter... I call it silly. This guy is doing what he should, showing love and appreciation to his girlfriend by doing things for her that makes her smile. To me that's not whipped, it's what real couples do. I then wonder....Guy 2, are you single because if you are, I've figured out why!
  
  Whipped is the boy who carries that girls books because she's too lazy, whipped is the boy who buys that girl everything and she still wants more, whipped is the guy who becomes a servant to a girl who he will never have a chance with, she's just playin'.

  A boyfriend who prioritises his girlfriend over his mates, I think that's normal as long as it's balanced. A boyfriend who holds doors open for his girl and cooks her dinner, I think that's sweet. A boyfriend who stays at home to watch TV and drink hot chocolate with his girl, I just think he's happy!
  Why? Because the girl also decided to spend some time with her boy instead of her girls, she goes shopping for the food and helps to clear up, and she also is the one who does all the little things like make the bed, or warm up the bed ;P.
  
  It's a 2 way thing. It's a balanced relationship.

   

  Guys -> Whipped -> Man = Ladiesssss -> Bingo!

   

  So guys, you can call your friend whipped...
  Girls, if your boy makes you happy, does all the little things that make you smile and work just as hard as you do in the relationship...

  then guuuurl, he's not yo boy and he's naaat whipped, he's yo MAN!

   

   

   

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